Instead of something romantic today, I’m heading deep into raunchy territory. After snickering over some of the raunchiest songs we know today, I have to post this favorite by Hot Action Cop! Name your favorite dirty songs in the comments. Keep in mind this is completely NOT safe for work!
I’m a sucker for the Rocky movies. I’m also a sucker for this montage, which I think is one of the hottest movie scenes in the history of film. Enjoy!
(this is a post for GISHWHES 2014!)
“Your trench coat-clad bottom impresses me not,” the Queen of England sniffed.
“Even when it’s so bootylicious?” Misha pouted, twerking for Her Highness.
The TARDIS in the corner of the throne room opened. Out strode Dean Winchester, fallen angel Castiel and a moose.
Dean brandished a sawed-off shotgun. “Where’s the trouble? I’ll gank ‘em.”
“You can’t gank the queen!” Misha whined, mid-twerk.
Castiel glared at his doppelganger. “We’ve come to announce the birth of our son. Your majesty, we present Destiel!”
An elephant-headed cthulhu gurgled in Cas’s arms. Dean grinned paternally while the human moose gawked at everyone with misty, emotionally-charged eyes and made moose-noises.
The queen squinted at the creature. “Very well. I dub this creature Sir Elopus. Now get out of my castle.”
Dean raised a finger. “I heard there was to be pie?”
John Legend. Sigh. I just had to share this one. I don’t know any romantic who isn’t in love with this song right now! My husband and I slow danced to it over the weekend, just as we did the weekend before. It’s incredibly beautiful.