FlashFiction Challenge: Locked Out

locked ouTHEME:
You rushed out of the house real quick (morning paper, something in the car, etc) but the door closed behind you. You’re locked out and you aren’t dressed enough to be considered decent. Now what?

CHALLENGE:
– Write a quickie using the above theme and post it in the comments of THIS post
– 100 to 150 words
– Everyone welcome — any author, editor, or reader can come out and play
– Entries must be women’s erotica (Good smut’s welcome. Porn, not so much)
– The challenge appears Friday, but you can post any time of the week

NOTE:
18+ ONLY. FFCs tend to be adult in nature.

Learn more about Zenobia Renquist:
Website – http://zenobiarenquist.com
Twitter – https://twitter.com/zenobiarenquist
Changeling Press Titles – http://www.changelingpress.com/author.php?uid=147

#FlashFiction Challenge: Talk Dirty to Me

flash ficTHEME:
You’re at work and you catch a coworker (or you get caught) talking dirty on the company phone.

CHALLENGE:
– Write a quickie using the above theme and post it in the comments of THIS post
– 100 to 150 words
– Everyone welcome — any author, editor, or reader can come out and play
– Entries must be women’s erotica (Good smut’s welcome. Porn, not so much)
– The challenge appears Friday, but you can post any time of the week

NOTE:
18+ ONLY. FFCs tend to be adult in nature.

Learn more about Zenobia Renquist:
Website – http://zenobiarenquist.com
Twitter – https://twitter.com/zenobiarenquist
Changeling Press Titles – http://www.changelingpress.com/author.php?uid=147

The Birth of Elopus, by Sara Jay

(this is a post for GISHWHES 2014!)

“Your trench coat-clad bottom impresses me not,” the Queen of England sniffed.

“Even when it’s so bootylicious?” Misha pouted, twerking for Her Highness.

The TARDIS in the corner of the throne room opened. Out strode Dean Winchester, fallen angel Castiel and a moose.

Dean brandished a sawed-off shotgun. “Where’s the trouble? I’ll gank ‘em.”

“You can’t gank the queen!” Misha whined, mid-twerk.

Castiel glared at his doppelganger. “We’ve come to announce the birth of our son. Your majesty, we present Destiel!”

An elephant-headed cthulhu gurgled in Cas’s arms. Dean grinned paternally while the human moose gawked at everyone with misty, emotionally-charged eyes and made moose-noises.

The queen squinted at the creature. “Very well. I dub this creature Sir Elopus. Now get out of my castle.”

Dean raised a finger. “I heard there was to be pie?”

New Changeling Flash Fiction Website

Changeling Press is now hosting Flash Fiction Challenges at a brand spanking (hee) new blog! This means more interactivity, easier participation and, best of all, easier following to read your favorite authors’ freebies! Be sure to add it to your feeds or to bookmark it.

Speaking of which, you can read my latest mini fic, “Sharing Customs,” at the new blog here. Hope you enjoy it!

New Freebies: Alien Flash Fiction at Changeling Press!

I’m scrambling to pack, clean, finish up work and generally stay sane, so what better time is there to write a couple of flash fics for the weekly Changeling Press challenge? 😉

Here are my flash fics; read the rules below to participate with your own story.

“2014: A Space Seduction”

“Close Encounters of the Horny Kind”

This week’s challenge theme is from Sara Jay.

*** We know it keeps happening. Regale us with your latest tale of alien abduction. ***

Challenge:
– Write a quickie with the above theme
– 100 to 150 words
– Authors and readers can play

NOTE:
Please put “FFC” or “Flash Fiction” (and a title) in your subject line so we don’t miss any potential plot bunnies.

Flash Fiction at Changeling This Week: Cryptid Creatures!

SJ_HardAsRock_largeCome play with us at Changeling Press! Every week we have a free flash fiction challenge. You can play or read other writers’ submissions for free, or both! Join us here: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChangelingPress/

This week’s challenge comes from…me!

** Choose your favorite cryptozoological creature and put him/her in a night club. Now what? **

Challenge:
– Write a quickie with the above theme
– 100 to 150 words
– Authors and readers can play

Here is my entry for the week:

The Chase

NOTE:
Please put “FFC” or “Flash Fiction” (and a title) in your subject line so we don’t miss any potential plot bunnies.